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Voting roundup

Alright ladies and germs. It’s finally here, the day of forgotten elections. Well, I guess if you were the local collegeville barber, which also means that you are running for your sixth consecutive term as mayor of this shithole, I guess it would matter to you. I mean, who really has an election on off [ READ MORE ]

Sell me some moderation

I remember feeling a mix of emotions at all of my elementary school bake sales. My Mom was one of those Moms that was always at school–selling this or painting that. With every bake sale, the thrill that my Mom was there would wane a little, as my little innocent boy heart hardened with a [ READ MORE ]

A walk in the park

When I talk to graduates of north-eastern liberal arts schools, they always express this overwhelming sense of happy nostalgia for the ‘freedom they felt’ during their time on campus. Far be it for me to correct this likely-non-existent group of alums that I’ve set up as a foil for a point I’m about to make, but I don’t have [ READ MORE ]

Tell me tale of blogger been gone

Mark Sanford, you wonderful man, your Wayne Newton-ly visage has welcomed visitors to my atrophying blog for long enough! I’ll let your stand as stalwart guard at someone else’s webhut, for I am back! I’ve been enough places and seen enough sights to now be worthy of your blogospheric attention–YES Internets, that means you. So I’ll make like [ READ MORE ]